Now this is what's running around most of the web for This Boy's Fire by Jennifer Lopez (I have the Ultimate Santana collection -- don't judge):

That's why I fly [Incomprehensible]
Sky fly high, "suavecito" (okay so this is actually incomprehensible)
Or that deuce deuce chrome el Camino
Hope the world is really ready for some fly Latinos
We the chief like Babe Ruth and The Great Bambino
We the truth like Babe Ruth and The Great Bambino

Now we didn't really come here to burn nobody
All I wanna do is drink and dance with shawty
There's a legend in the house, here to rock the party
You can toss, drink, blaze and like there's no tamari

Oops, I'm in my Maria with Carlos Santana
Oops, I mean manyana with Carlos Satana
Oops, It's Ronnie Ray all day with J hot as sauna
We in the building and we feelin' like a 100 degrees
I got a fly chicanita and she's stuntin' with me, so right here

Granted, rap can be really hard at times but really? This bad? C'mon people. The sad thing is, this song is over three years old and the lyric sites are still like this.

What was that? You wanted a real post? This was a real post; don't you see the pic of Jennifer Lopez? I finish school in less than a month then I really won't have any excuses left.