The Scent of a Man
I believe that a true man has a powerful aura. Now some people use this aura and make friends, pull women, command respect, or maybe just spread fear. However, eventually you meet someone who doesn't get it.
For the first time ever, I shook a man's hand and I now smell like his cologne. As he walked about a trail of it overtook the area. Impressive? Sure. Appealing? Not in the slightest. I don't know if I'll ever feel clean again.
If you must rock cologne, know when to stop. Now you know you may not just lose the ladies but the men who command your future financial stability may be offended as well.
NOTE: Am I saying that women don't hold positions of power? Of course, since when did we allow half-people to hold power? But such a blatantly long and sexist post is for another time.
July 25th, 2008 - 00:49
No homo, dog.
No homo.